February 2012
976 posts
I have 2 modes on tumblr. →
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Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.
Or reblogging everything in sight.
this blog is hilarious
Simon says jump. →
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Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
this blog is hilarious
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
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Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
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Mom: Can you get my phone out of my bag?
Me: (puts on miner hat and turns on flashlight) okay...